No optimists were hurt in the testing, though they should've been.
hello losers,
yeah yeah, i'm the one that was stood up yes. well news to you, wendy in particular, i wasn't gonna CRY, not even close. I'm made of more than that. but i'm still pissed off. have no fear, i have invaded his msn, having signed in and called him a dipshit and all. niiice, but have no doubt, he'll be after me. ehehehehe, what a loser.
Anyway, i'm not here to talk about him, or am i? no, actually i'm not. so anyway, thanks for the comment garrett, nice to hear from someone. well, britt answered me, but that was kinda WRECKED, wasn't it? lol, no, don't go back and look. yeah. him. so anyway.. why is it that everyone, well a lot of people, are completely PARANOID about my safety, but i am hardly concerned? I mean, death is inevitable so why not embrace it? well, perhaps not "embrace" it exactly, but how about, not be scared? geez, i really would have liked to see someone pull a gun/knife/anything out on me on saturday, coz i was so pissed of i woulda given him/her/it a piece of my mind. You know what's scary? mad women. For example, my mum, my grandma, my aunties, teachers. you get? and isn't it true? you'd go outta your way just to avoid them. well, i dno about you, but that's just me.
Does anyone else have problems with blogger? it took me like 5 presses of the refrsh button to even get here, and two more to actually get the layout to look normal. where the fk is the publish button? wtf? jeez.
you know what i realised? i LIKE being in a bad mood. i love muttering insults and swear words under my breath. i like threatening people. i like radiating a sense of hate and loathing. actually, if i ever do this to you, i'm probably laughing inside AT you. ahahahaha, i'm a cynical bitch. And i think, after saying that, i like being pessimistic. think positive my ass. Who does that? gay people who're so high they think the world's a nice place. i mean, nothing against them or anything, but that frame of mind could really get you in trouble, couldn't it? hypothetically, you were being stalked by some huge guy who could squash you with his toe, weilding a full gun and shit.
Optimist (is that the right word for THEM people?): oh, i might get away with a few limbs!! score.
Pessimist: jesus christ, wtf is this guy doing? he's gonna fkn kill me!!
Optimist: hmm, he's holding his gun wrong. i should show him how to do it, in case he shoots me the wrong way.
Pessimist: ah fk. he's gonna fkn blow me up the wrong way. i'm gonna be a fkn paraplegic. i'd rather go to hell.
Optimist: i'll see you in heaven.
Pessimist: i'm not even fkn gonna go to heaven. jesus christ. whats this world coming to.
Conclusion: optimists are bloody pussies and WILL no doubt GET their asses kicked and pessimists are so much cooler and funnier. oh how we should rejoice at my findings. lol, i love that show, 30 seconds to fame or something. ELIMINATE THEM ALL. muhahahaahaha. i love pointing and laughing at people like that. well have a great day, coz you know you'll need it since school starts in 23 days. yay, i've decided against my resolution to be more positive, as studies show, only pussies are optimists. So lets go wild and have saladas with tuna,
Kimo.
yeah yeah, i'm the one that was stood up yes. well news to you, wendy in particular, i wasn't gonna CRY, not even close. I'm made of more than that. but i'm still pissed off. have no fear, i have invaded his msn, having signed in and called him a dipshit and all. niiice, but have no doubt, he'll be after me. ehehehehe, what a loser.
Anyway, i'm not here to talk about him, or am i? no, actually i'm not. so anyway, thanks for the comment garrett, nice to hear from someone. well, britt answered me, but that was kinda WRECKED, wasn't it? lol, no, don't go back and look. yeah. him. so anyway.. why is it that everyone, well a lot of people, are completely PARANOID about my safety, but i am hardly concerned? I mean, death is inevitable so why not embrace it? well, perhaps not "embrace" it exactly, but how about, not be scared? geez, i really would have liked to see someone pull a gun/knife/anything out on me on saturday, coz i was so pissed of i woulda given him/her/it a piece of my mind. You know what's scary? mad women. For example, my mum, my grandma, my aunties, teachers. you get? and isn't it true? you'd go outta your way just to avoid them. well, i dno about you, but that's just me.
Does anyone else have problems with blogger? it took me like 5 presses of the refrsh button to even get here, and two more to actually get the layout to look normal. where the fk is the publish button? wtf? jeez.
you know what i realised? i LIKE being in a bad mood. i love muttering insults and swear words under my breath. i like threatening people. i like radiating a sense of hate and loathing. actually, if i ever do this to you, i'm probably laughing inside AT you. ahahahaha, i'm a cynical bitch. And i think, after saying that, i like being pessimistic. think positive my ass. Who does that? gay people who're so high they think the world's a nice place. i mean, nothing against them or anything, but that frame of mind could really get you in trouble, couldn't it? hypothetically, you were being stalked by some huge guy who could squash you with his toe, weilding a full gun and shit.
Optimist (is that the right word for THEM people?): oh, i might get away with a few limbs!! score.
Pessimist: jesus christ, wtf is this guy doing? he's gonna fkn kill me!!
Optimist: hmm, he's holding his gun wrong. i should show him how to do it, in case he shoots me the wrong way.
Pessimist: ah fk. he's gonna fkn blow me up the wrong way. i'm gonna be a fkn paraplegic. i'd rather go to hell.
Optimist: i'll see you in heaven.
Pessimist: i'm not even fkn gonna go to heaven. jesus christ. whats this world coming to.
Conclusion: optimists are bloody pussies and WILL no doubt GET their asses kicked and pessimists are so much cooler and funnier. oh how we should rejoice at my findings. lol, i love that show, 30 seconds to fame or something. ELIMINATE THEM ALL. muhahahaahaha. i love pointing and laughing at people like that. well have a great day, coz you know you'll need it since school starts in 23 days. yay, i've decided against my resolution to be more positive, as studies show, only pussies are optimists. So lets go wild and have saladas with tuna,
Kimo.
posted by Kimo @ 3:31 pm
2 Comments:
At 2:52 am,
Lunatic said…
Neither pessimists nor optimists are any more right than their counterparts, we all just have our ways of looking at life. Optimism doesn't necessarily imply numbskulled delusions of happiness, nor does pessimism necessarily connotate any greater intelligence or overall advantage thanks to wisdom. The truth is what you make of it; being too optimistic can cause you to live in a dream world but being overtly pessimistic can leave you living a nightmare. Ponder that, an it please you, and let that rude sonofabish have whats coming to him:
-Fart in his face
At 9:58 am,
Kimo said…
have no fear!! ehehehehe, i'm having fun at his expense. muhahahahaha. he'll find out soon enough. and whatever you say about optimism and pessimism, i'm right. i'm ALLLWAYS right. muhahahahaha. ok, i'm over the maniacal laugh.
me.
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